If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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