is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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