why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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