Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
