what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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