That's intense
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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