I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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