Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Less talking, more tequila
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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