Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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