Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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