he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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