Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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