Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My bed smells like the plague
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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