youre lurking in front of me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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