The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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