Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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