so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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