Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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