party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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