do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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