And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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