I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Fuck me I smell like cheese
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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