I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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