im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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