Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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