ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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