Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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