Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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