she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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