3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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