spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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