Having a random hookup so left but love u
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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