About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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