Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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