It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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