found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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