But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
someone owes me an orgasm
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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