I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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