talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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