I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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