I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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