I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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