problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
