you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there was a trapeze. enough said
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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