I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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