Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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