Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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