i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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