I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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