It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
