plz talk dirty to me
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to have your abortion
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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