I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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